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the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

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(via obese-mermaids)

croutoncat:

sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you 

(via blowyourownjob)

(via drunknuncle)

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

(Source: drarna, via biologytextbook)

meladoodle:

iphone-420:

meladoodle:

dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal

ok

you asshole

(via pizza)

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

(via thats-slightly-raven)